{"title":"Hurricane","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaximum IntensityÂ \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSexy bikinis are like tropical stormsâ€¦ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey require their own ranking system to describe how dangerously naughty youâ€™ll look when you wear them!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaturally, in yourÂ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMicrominimus Hurricane Bikini \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyouâ€™ll earn the â€œmaximum intensityâ€ label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eâ€˜Cause youâ€™ll be able to knock the wind out of anybody just by walking past them!Â \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo before you put on this devastatingly sultry bikiniâ€¦ \u003c\/span\u003eBe sure to issue an official hurricane warning. ðŸ˜‰\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/auctions.microminimus.com\/collections\/hurricane.oembed","provider":"Microminimus Auctions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}